| "ALL RIGHT! Dont just be standin
in the door like that, all jack-a-napes! Are ye tryin to let the chill in? Cmon,
quick with ye, and pull up a bench. Old Wulfs just about to pass around
another bowl of brew...." In the often tedious, dreary world of the shire, the
alehouse provides a place to escape for awhile and sit around the circle passing drinks,
sharing news, and singing songs. For hen-pecked husbands, the alehouse is also said to be
able to provide other...entertainments.
After the old owner Gyrth Tavener was laid to rest last June, the
alehouse was taken over by a most unlikely source. Ethelwulf Kildare, the shires
last Seneschal, purchased the Rowdy as its known for short, from Taveners widow,
resigned his position as the Crowns voice in Vanished Wood, and moved in. Two years
ago, shortly after replacing Lady Katherine, the Seneschal Ethelwulf developed a rather
acute case of gout, for which the physicians recommended treatment with small doses of
mercury. The treatment was not entirely a success. Lord Ethelwulfs gout faded, but
he came down with an awful brain fever, which left him erratic, manic, and occasionally
filled with strange thoughts that left his neighbors both puzzled, and frightened (such as
the belief that there is a "High King" living far to the south, in the land of
Trimaris, who has been enchanted to appear as a six-foot
tall rat.).
Since then, Ethelwulf (or "Wulfie" as he now periodically
calls himself), tends to matters at the alehouse, brewing ales and vinting wines while his
lady wife, Arwyn, tends to whatever misadventures the new taveners curious mind
leads them too. Still, the alehouse keeps running, and while many suspect that it is Lady
Arwyn who tends the ledgers and manages the help, none would heap more shame upon that
well-born lady by speaking of it in public. |